Logistics/warehousing expert urgently required for unexpected avian shipments

Project status
Project start date
As soon as possible
Project posted
14 Dec 2017 18:16
Project duration (approx.)
5.0 Days
Budget (approx.)
£750 / day
Level of Experience
Public Safety
Area of expertise
Change Management , Operations , Procurement / Supply Chain , Strategy
Consultant location
United Kingdom

Objectives and Key Deliverables

Due to some miscommunication between me and my true love, I have an urgent need for a consultant to deal with an eclectic collection of birds that continue to arrive at our corporate offices in Central London, on a daily basis.

*Current Situation*

We had temporarily housed the smaller birds in the board room, but the geese now need to be relocated ASAP after an awkward video conference with a major client yesterday. I have also been informed that the swans, while initially seen as cute and progressive, have recently developed an aggressive taste for ethernet cabling, leading to considerable disruption in IT. Finally, the partridge has somehow worked out how to operate the coffee machine, forcing us to remove the staff kitchen from service indefinitely.

*Consultant Requirements*

We are urgently seeking a consultant with direct experience in avian supply chain management who can help us stabilise this immediate situation, determine the best response plan, and make targeted recommendations to prevent reoccurrence.

Please specify clearly in your proposal a prioritised list of actions to address this unfortunate and still-developing situation.

Familiarity with French hens and group swan dynamics essential. Military background advisable. Big hands a plus.

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